There are so many movies and TV shows out there that I want to watch but then I remember that I am a baby and can’t handle anything the least bit scary, suspenseful or thrilling.
I regret that I am not fire.
|—||Alexander Vvedensky (via lonehands)|
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman